Brazil

One liners I would use:

1) The PM was looking for Nazi's who fled Nuremberg

2) Speaking after lunch leads to embarrassing photos with leafy greens stuck in your teeth

3) Fascinated by how the water flushed the other way

4) Blame it on Rio

5) Hard then you think to re-adjust this thong

6) Was drugged and had and attempt to have his organs harvested - assailants noticed he had no heart and moved on