The seventh sigh

When he fired half the deputy Ministers, everyone said it was because they were to close to their former masters.

When he changed the cabinet structure and streamlined it for efficiency, it was to make government simpler.

When he axed about a billion in descretionary spending it was for fiscal prudence.

But now, Stephen Harper (C - Idiocy Unbound) has a new problem. Blackberries on a plane.

I can understand why Mr. Harper has trouble thinking that a blackberry he can buy at Radio Shack (props to Toby Zeigler - D East Bronx) can mess with the instrumentation on a highly sophisticated aircraft, but when he was politely asked to turn it off by the pilot at the end of the flight he FIRED THE PILOT. I only wish I was making this up.

Just so I have this clear, he fired the pilot because he was too concerned for the safety of the passengers? or was it because he was wrong to even suggest that Harper Jong Il did not know that the Dear Leader's blackberry could cause problems when the dear leader most certainly already knew the risks associated with blackberries on a plane. Foolish servant.