Don't worry about Sharks in Canadian waters?

I remember when they said "Sharks don't come to Canada, the water is too cold" - Lying liars and the lies they tell.

You should be worried if there are creatures where you swim whose senses are "so honed" that they might confuse you with a seal.

The only species at risk is YOU.

The time for Comedy is now!

Comedy is what we use to heal ourselves -

Jack Layton to Canadians:

"...love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair."

Master Yoda to Anakin Skywalker:

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

Jack Layton - NDP Champion

There has never been a more successful federal NDP Leader

There is no doubt that their most recent successes were 100% the result of his charisma, dedication and hard work.

What lies next for the NDP is important- and Mr. Layton's legacy is in their hands. In their transformation from the CCF they protected the historical position of Tommy Douglas. What is next for their party will be a rubicon for all Canadian politics.

For now, we can agree that he was an inspirational leader.

Greatest Cameo Ever?

I can't wait to see it - I hope he plays Crom!

Brazil

One liners I would use:

1) The PM was looking for Nazi's who fled Nuremberg

2) Speaking after lunch leads to embarrassing photos with leafy greens stuck in your teeth

3) Fascinated by how the water flushed the other way

4) Blame it on Rio

5) Hard then you think to re-adjust this thong

6) Was drugged and had and attempt to have his organs harvested - assailants noticed he had no heart and moved on

A-Rod, still an idiot - 600 home-runs or not

Yes, he is an idiot.

Yes, he has ignored MLB.

Yes, he shouldn't hang out with degenerate gamblers.

You can't, can't, can't stop him from playing cards. That is going to far.

Crist, I would bet (hah!) that on the team bus they play cards all the time.

HST in BC

I am not sure what I find funnier - the fact that the BC Referendum ballots have to be "received" by a certain date (as opposed to "date stamped" by the post office, in accordance with the common law "postal acceptance rule") or the fact that BC doesn't know how many ballots it mailed out.

Or, even worse, that you would have to request a ballot by mail to get one by mail.

Bets on the Ontario Election?

Do you have any?

Personally, I find the level of debate excrutiatingly poor.

Everyone says Daltoid is going to lose, but I want you to tell me what 17 ridings (or more) he will lose. 'Cuz, I don't know which ones they are.

August is the Sunday of the Months

I can't believe how slow it is. I can actually hear shadows creeping across the ground.

NDP Leader used to be a Separatist

So what.

I kind of wish people focused on what political leaders believe in today - not what they used to believe in - or claimed to believe in for their own selfish professional reasons. What they believe in today.

Frankly, I would daresay that there are exactly ZERO political leaders who didn't at least sympathize privately with the views of their greatest opponents.

Now, I understand that there is a difference - but still - is there anyone who doesn't honestly believe that the person in question is in some way unable to do their job?

Shark Week

They are coming to get you. You can get away.

Specicide is the only way to save ours.