Colonel Crazy to visit Newfoundland

Ok- There is JUST SO MUCH material to work with here:

I hear that the despot is going to meet with Colonel Ghadafi.

I figger no other leader can stop this man, he might as well try soviet af-danny-stan.

How the frig is he going to put up that sail he calls a tent in Newfoundland?

If you think they celebrated like madmen when the lockerbie bomber got home to libya, you should see what we do to people who kill Anglicans here.

Club a Ghadafi, save a seal.

Ok- Seriously. What the FUCK is he doing in Newfoundland? Looking for offshore Oil investment?