Pears
I can't go into real details, but in the very near future Government is - by accident or duplicitous cagey planning that makes no sense to me - put itself in a position where it will have to declare pears (yes, pears - like this one) CEPA Toxic.
Pears.
In your homes.
posted by Atlas Hugged at
9:28 a.m.
2 Comments:
The humanity! All this time, the bastards have been sitting innocently in my fruit bowl, fraternizing with my apples and rubbing elbows with my grapefruit. No more, I tell you - NO MORE.
1:28 p.m.
You're not making this up.
You're not allowed to.
4:13 p.m.
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