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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Real Threat of Global Warming

I was reviewing some documents on the warming of the world's oceans this morning, and I came to an inescapable conclusion through what I call "Logo Logic"

0 - Assume this tripe I am reading is accurate.

10 - The world's oceans are warming up

20 - Canada has relatively cool oceans, but is an important part of the world oceanic system

30 - As the world's oceans warm up, Canada's oceans will warm in concert with oceanic pattern changes

40 - Warm oceans are home to sharks.

50 - More sharks will move northward to Canadian waters

60 - End global warming now!!!

70 - GO TO 40

Nothing Al Gore has said resonated so loudly.

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