In other news - The Superbowl is over

Now that the Horrible Football is over, we can focus on the real American pastime - Pitchers and Catchers are reporting in 12 days!

To quote George Will - the only conservative columnist I have any time for - in making his prediction this weekend:

"Football is a mistake. This is the second-highest calorie day in American life, second only to Thanksgiving, and people are betting and eating," Will said. "Football, as I say, combines violence punctuated by committee meetings called huddles. It just replicates the worst aspect of American life."

"That said, when it's over, pitchers and catchers report in two weeks, and intelligent people can go back to reading the newspapers," Will added.

After some prodding, Will guessed that the New York Giants would win the big game.
"I usually root for the team whose victory would make the most liberals unhappy," he said, noting New England's liberal population."

From ABC news-