His Caucus Support grew three sizes this day

But why, did you ask, does Ms. Who look so Sad?

She was told Democracy works, by her loving old Dad.

Now that the Grinch has taken the lead,

Let's hope public support can no longer bleed.

To the left, to the right, or voters stay home,

Liberal support is now entrusted to a BBC Gnome.

There is no doubt that he is the best left to stand,

Let's hope that he can rescue our brand.

I am wishing for Jean, to come back and save us

But I know that would be too much of a fuss.